nerf nerf 

the sound u make to someone when a person that is much dumber then u makes a mistake

justin: i thought hawaii and alaska were right next to each other
jake: nerf nerf, thats only on a U.S. map

nerf nerf by bigpimpin09 September 20, 2005

Nerf Sword 

Mr. Dec's sword used in Halo 2 that is unable to kill anyone.

Further see other nerf weapons he has used.

"Damnit i just hit you with my sword! WTF its a fucking nerf sword it cant kill shit and my friggin nerf greands dont do anything!"

Nerf Sword by boo sloo whore and a half December 30, 2004

Nerf-Cat

A simple reply to a comment about a happening that you do not care about, does not affect you,however; saying I dont care would hurt the other persons feelings.

Meip: hey i finally got my new macbook
Brad:(thinking how this dosent really matter) nerf-cat...
Meip: oh...ok...(changes subject)

Nerf-Cat by B-rad Beatz July 29, 2011

Nerf Bars

Steps to add-on to your jacked up truck so people can easily get into it.

"She had to use my nerf bars to get into my truck!]

Nerf Bars by J.R. the monster October 9, 2016

Nerf turf

The space between the nutsack and poop chute

I wiped and got poop on my nerf turf :(

Nerf turf by Steen888 April 15, 2017

Nerf Battle 

A segment of a Nerf War in which 2 people are shooting at each other. Lasts until one player retreats.

“They had a nerf battle so intense, it was the highlight of the War.”

Nerf Battle by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Nerf dick 

A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

Nerf dick by The man the myth the legend May 19, 2018