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A small wine vine-growing town in the North Bay area.

The population is about 50-50 whites to other ethnic groups. It's NOT 92% white, not even close, so M. Du, shut up.

At the junior college, whites are a minority. I live here, I know this.

And we like being called Napkins, it's a funny term we enjoy. Nap-kins. Yessss.

We also have a state hospital to get locked up in if we're naughty.

There is NOTHING to do in this town. We're bored out of out minds. Seriously.

..and we don't hate surrounding towns.

If you're a tourist and you come to visit - drive the speed limit. Nothing gets people crazier than being behind drivers going 30 in a 45 zone.
Let's do something.

Ok, but lets get out of Napa.

Yeah.
by Jared's imagination July 2, 2005
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"Wake up and smell the Napalm, son!"
"That doesn't smell like normal Napalm"
"Well, son, that there's two parts Napalm, one part unfortunate Rice Paddy dweller!"
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You dirty bitch !!! You left a used slag nappy in the bin, and didnt even wrap it in tissue. Not to mention the one you tried to flush down the toilet last week!!!
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One of the realist fucking rap groups.
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An act of covering someone in gasoline, and then beating them severely with a blunt object that is on fire.
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A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!
Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.
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