Naked Adverb

A naked adverb is when a person accuses you of watching porn but, you're simply doing English homework.

Boy: She's watching porn!
Girl: Oh, totally! I'm watching naked adverbs!

by iloveyou_11109 November 7, 2016

Naked Algebra

The use of variables, equations, or inequalities to poke fun at the adulterous adventures of financially corrupt ex-presidents or ex-prime ministers, and of morally bankrupt priests or Pharisees, who continually deny having an affair with paid porn stars or Playboy models in spite of indisputable proof of hush money being involved to cover up their cheating habits.

A quick-and-dirty naked algebra question, which was censored by Floridian “woke math” educators, is the following: “Two b’s for $x + $130K + $y fine (and $z for possible bribery in exchange for a shorter stay behind bars). Guesstimate x, y, and z.”

by Fasters April 3, 2023

basically naked

Underwear only.

Why are you basically naked?

by nabagley March 14, 2016

clit naked

The female equivalent of bollock naked.

A female in a state of total undress.

I walked into the changing room and she was, quite literally, clit naked.

by Big dick engineer 1995 July 2, 2017

donald duck style naked

Wearing only a shirt and or jacket and nothing else

Did you see that guy with no pants? He was Donald Duck style naked.

by 8-^D February 5, 2014

Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male

Not a good idea…

It is not good to be Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male.

by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023

Naked Teenagers

Wrong website pervert.

Perv: Dude I went on Urban Dictionary and looked up naked teenagers!

Man: You pervert wrong website.

by WTFGTFONOOB April 30, 2010