last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020

Crying Contest

A gay orgy

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?

by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019

Eurovision Song Contest

A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.

Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?

by tt.slays.at.definitions October 21, 2023

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

something

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!

by HaMufin December 29, 2021

Hoggins Contest

When a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night.

Dude im fuckered up lets have a hoggins contest.

by Scrilla757 September 8, 2011

Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell

I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest

by moochzigg March 10, 2020