Person 1: Hey look! Is he black?
Person 2: No he is so black he is blue.
Person 3: Nigerian Blue Black?
Person 2: No he is so black he is blue.
Person 3: Nigerian Blue Black?
by slushg December 13, 2017
When a person proceeds to dump a massive load on a candy cane, then proceeds to insert it anally to his/her love partner.
by dubcrew December 14, 2012
Oral sex with a running start, one person sits mouth agape, while the recipient of the oral sex charges from one end of the room and inserts as much of their genitalia as they can fit in the other's mouth, often causing a black eye and/or nausea
by vapedaddy69420 January 01, 2019
"Damn man, Armando is seriously a Nigerian swag puppy. He's so cool and yet his sensitive side gets all the bitches."
by Niggaffer December 15, 2011
when one person buys an item and then resells the item back to the original seller at an inflated price within 24 hours
salesman #1: "did you see that..?"
salesman #2: "no, what happened?"
salesman #1: "that guy just sold us his car for $4,000 and i just sold it back to him for $6,000.. haha"
salesman #2: "nice nigerian buy-back.. classic!!"
salesman #2: "no, what happened?"
salesman #1: "that guy just sold us his car for $4,000 and i just sold it back to him for $6,000.. haha"
salesman #2: "nice nigerian buy-back.. classic!!"
by Jay2kay November 23, 2009
When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.
I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.
by spooncult April 05, 2009
by BigDaddyThiccRape May 19, 2019