nigerian blue black

When a person is so black they are blue.

Person 1: Hey look! Is he black?

Person 2: No he is so black he is blue.
Person 3: Nigerian Blue Black?

by slushg December 13, 2017

Nigerian Candy Cane

When a person proceeds to dump a massive load on a candy cane, then proceeds to insert it anally to his/her love partner.

Dapu and Hiren enjoy the Nigerian Candy Cane on weekends, usually after volleyball.

by dubcrew December 13, 2012

Nigerian black eye

Oral sex with a running start, one person sits mouth agape, while the recipient of the oral sex charges from one end of the room and inserts as much of their genitalia as they can fit in the other's mouth, often causing a black eye and/or nausea

"Yo, sally was such a freak! She got me to give her the nigerian black eye

by vapedaddy69420 December 31, 2018

Nigerian Swag Puppy

Its when someone acts black, are cool and yet they have a soft side on the outside. a real person.

"Damn man, Armando is seriously a Nigerian swag puppy. He's so cool and yet his sensitive side gets all the bitches."

by Niggaffer December 16, 2011

Nigerian Buy-back

when one person buys an item and then resells the item back to the original seller at an inflated price within 24 hours

salesman #1: "did you see that..?"
salesman #2: "no, what happened?"
salesman #1: "that guy just sold us his car for $4,000 and i just sold it back to him for $6,000.. haha"
salesman #2: "nice nigerian buy-back.. classic!!"

by Jay2kay November 22, 2009

Nigerian shoulder pads

When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.

I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.

by spooncult April 4, 2009

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019