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sweaty nelson

When a particularly large man engages in sex with a unusually small woman and completely engulfs her in his body, while at the same time sweating profusely and making loud grunting noises. During the act of a Sweaty Nelson the man must constantly spill dip spit or intentionally put used chewing tobacco on the participant, it may even be used as a lubricant.
Bro I can't believe she left you what happened
I pulled the sweaty nelson
by Dr slippyfist January 15, 2014
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Nelson Mandelson

A state of spirit when you leave a bar all fucked up.
Me:"How are you?"
Friend:"I'm Nelson Mandelson!"
by Mike El Nite December 6, 2021
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Doing a Nelson

Being a complete and utter asshole to your lover and emotionally manipulating them.
I can't believe I found out you were Doing a Nelson that was really mean you harmed them significantly
by Marsotters November 13, 2020
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Isaiah Nelson

A BIG FREAKING JERK WHO THINKS HES COOL BUT NOT AND ISNT AND IS MEAN AND SINGLE BUT CAN NEVER MINGLE LOL. WANT MORE? OKAY, HE THINKS HIS HAIR IS GOOD BUT GOD NO ITS HORRIBLE ITS LIKE UGH. HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS PLAY COOLMATH. HE 15 WITH 2 LITTLE MISTAKES, ALSO TRYING TO BE SOBER. AND GOOD LUCK TRYING TO PLAY APEX WITH HIM BECAUSE HE CANT EVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT OR TO BUSY WITH GOD KNOWS WHAT. LOL. Isaiah Nelson approves this message:)
Isaiah Nelson just your ordinary white boi;(
by kokobutter March 21, 2019
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gibby nelson

rubbing your genitals on the flab under a persons chin
person 1: dude i gave this bitch a hardcore gibby nelson

person 2: SICK DUDE!!!
by a person who is WINNING November 6, 2011
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B Nelson

To be narcissistic, another level of control, simple minded and abusive.
The guy who lost his wife to divorce was guilty of being a B Nelson
by Rickipedia September 27, 2020
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Nelson Barber

a h3kt!C a$ mAl3 fr0M m3LbZ wH0 !$ M@ b3$T fR@@@@nD
Madame: Who's dat siqcunt hektic breww?
Courtney: Is Nelson Barber brew, he's h3kt!C a$
by yentruoc nnagcm October 25, 2010
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