A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.
These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.
These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.
by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005
Get the Dick Munker mug.A derogatory term used to degrade old men who pass the time by sucking on the penises of their fellow senior citizens. The plural form of this noun is known as a “double-barreled musket chugger” in which an older man simultaneously and skillfully chugs two penises at one time. Term originated from act that single handedly ended the Civil War at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in which General Custer surrendered after being forced to double barrel musket chug both Abraham Lincoln and General Grant a period in excess of an hour.
His bike was broke and Ian had no money to fix it so he double barrel musket chugged that man real good and got it for free. What a Musket chugger...
by Meh Meh Where's My treat March 22, 2008
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"hey Jim, I heard you gave that girl a Kentuckey Musket last night."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."
by Gwirty May 25, 2009
Get the Kentuckey Musket mug.Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.
While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.
by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008
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The plates are put at opposite ends of the mud-pit, and teams line up in the middle (each facing an opposite side,) (two on two is best) and put one hand on the ball. When the whistle is blown (or someone yells go) the teams wrestle to get the ball on the plate they are facing. The game ends when one team gets the ball onto the plate for 3 seconds.
The plates are put at opposite ends of the mud-pit, and teams line up in the middle (each facing an opposite side,) (two on two is best) and put one hand on the ball. When the whistle is blown (or someone yells go) the teams wrestle to get the ball on the plate they are facing. The game ends when one team gets the ball onto the plate for 3 seconds.
Guy (or Girl): why are you all muddy?
Girl (or guy): I just played a game of Mesker Ball with my friends!
Guy (Or girl) : You played mesker? Im so jealous
Girl (or guy): I just played a game of Mesker Ball with my friends!
Guy (Or girl) : You played mesker? Im so jealous
by nako1234567 December 13, 2009
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by xdropdead69 January 24, 2010
Get the Mesker mug.A thin mustache resembling that worn by a member of the French Royal Bodyguard during the 17th Century, or any other swashbuckling figure.
Often but not necessarily accompanied by luxurious locks.
Often but not necessarily accompanied by luxurious locks.
"During our long acquaintance I've never found myself attracted to you, but your new devil-may-care musketache may compel me to reappraise my sentiments."
"Dude, did you miss a spot shaving or are you growing a musketache?"
See: Alexandre Dumas, Douglas Fairbanks
"Dude, did you miss a spot shaving or are you growing a musketache?"
See: Alexandre Dumas, Douglas Fairbanks
by $exy Lexy March 19, 2010
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