More Venus than Penis

Phrase meaning that a party, event, or social gathering contains more women (venus) than men (penis) in total attendees. Alternatively, one could reverse the words 'venus' and 'penis' in the phrase to mean that the event has more men, than women. See sausage fest
Phrase was originally coined by a man named Jeremy from Connecticut who was in charge of 'pre-party arrival recon' to determine if the event was worth inviting more people.

Guy1 (on phone)- How's that house party? Are there a good amount of girls, or is there alot of dudes?

Guy2- Hell yeah, definitely more venus than penis, my friend! Are you going to drop by or what?!

Guy1- I'm on my way now...(click)

by JeremySc December 22, 2008

More basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle

A way of describing the most basic looking guys/girls.

Yo Phil that bitch is more basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle.

by Matt Damon young February 6, 2017

This guy's got a little more nut than sac.

A phrase used to describes a man who plays it close to the vest and is always living on the edge.

-Did you see Tom telling the teacher to piss off?
-Yeah, this guy's got a little more nut than sac.

by BigCatJG69 September 16, 2018

More X Than Y

A polite way of expressing the obvious or suspected sexual preference in a man by using the chromosomatic formula based on XX for women and XY for men.

He appears to have more X than Y chromosomes. . .

by Miss Ann Thropic September 24, 2010

More Issues Than Vogue

When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.

Girl: "ugh there's so much homework and errands"
Boy: "wow, you must have more issues than vogue"
Girl: "I know right!"

by beep bop 55 January 10, 2015

more gothic than thou

A sarcastic phrase used to designate a snobbish attitude, or describe people who take themselves too seriously. A play on "'holier than thou." Someone with a "more gothic than thou" attitude will likely tell you about the gothic bands they are into by saying, "You probably haven't heard of them."

Because her whole house was painted black, it gave her a "more gothic than thou" attitude.

by SPectrumTopHat June 22, 2010

More Time Than Money

This applies mostly to driving, but can be applied to anything. You always have more time than money, as in slow down and watch out. There is no point is speeding or being in a hurry and getting in a wreck; as both these will cost you money.

When you're waiting to turn onto a main road, just wait till you are 100% sure you can make it, you'd rather be safe than sorry.

It's better to be late than dead.

1: Man, I'm running late, let's go!!
2: More time than money, bud. Slow down.

by WatsonN October 21, 2013