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Monte

A really sweet, amazing, and handsome guy. He can be a little nerdy, but something about that makes him so much more attractive. You will certainly not be disappointed in knowing Monte, and if you're lucky enough to date him then you hit the jackpot fo real. He has the softest hair, and FUCKS LIKE A GOD WTFFFF. Anyways...
Person: I'm so lucky to have known Monte.
by AnonymousPhrog1290 December 1, 2024
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Rusty Monte

When you're fingering her from the back and she shits into the crease of your elbow.
Me and Ava were going at it in the candy cane and she accidentally gave me a rusty monte.
by ClitRipper1501 July 8, 2025
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Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
by nerd observer March 25, 2025
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mont-illiams

A mixture between the two last names Montgomery and Williams. An extremely unique last name that will always confuse substitutes.
Is Alfred Mont-illiams here?
by LintySphere81 May 12, 2024
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Monte charge

a Very good professor with a big smile and kind heart
"c'est moi le chef ici"
-"Na9raw se3tin monte charge "
-"Din zebi ...."
by LPS pupil November 21, 2021
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mont

Mont is the best guy you would ever meet he doesn't even need a definition in thes sorry ass dictionary hes just that guy
by idekigio November 21, 2021
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Monte

Monte
by KlirUtox777 April 4, 2024
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