The school system has a monopoly on fuckwits.
by bakedkookies November 3, 2019
Get the Monopolymug. A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.
Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY
by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023
Get the Monopolymug. by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022
Get the Monopolymug. Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.
by el reverendo timo January 2, 2009
Get the Monopoly Foodmug. by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023
Get the russian monopolymug. When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010
Get the gene pool monopolymug. That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018
Get the People who dont want to play monopolymug.