malcolm melvin

Enjoys telling people to kill themselves, invented "The game" and frequently plays basement ball, and "name brand"

"Oh that dude just Malcolm Melvined it!"

by Joey Misenhuffendurf January 27, 2014

Black Melvin

When a person takes advantage of another person financially.

Man, my landlord said I didn't owe anything else yesterday and today he black Melvin(ed) me with another invoice.

by 18cent June 10, 2017

Caleb Melvin

My best friend

Caleb Melvin means a little boy how smells like fish

by smelllikefish19 June 3, 2018

Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII

an absolute madlad. the coolest of cool. a true pimper of chimps. ngl hes not tall and sux at among us js

*reports body* "I just saw Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII leaving the office, body was at vitals."
"I-I-I-I-I dontknowwhatyouretalkingaboutIjust-" *leaves game*

by トロイメライ September 16, 2020

hartley melvin sanborn

best highschool in the northwest iowa.. sike
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.

all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS

everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks

by yourdadsfavorite December 19, 2021

Caught in a melvin

To get 4 DUI'S

That dude is going to jail again for being caught in a melvin.

by yo00092 June 23, 2009

hot melvin

Recieving a blow job while taking a shit at the same time.

She was surprised when her boyfriend asked for a hot melvin.

by candygurl May 4, 2006