When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.
by Profiley mcprofileface August 07, 2020
A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.
After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.
by Ginz July 11, 2008
Noun.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009
by WaffleWaxer January 29, 2014
Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.
by BrownPanther February 09, 2022
The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.
by SadRadLad May 17, 2018
by The milk you forgot about November 24, 2022