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Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.
"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"
by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013
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Mercenaries

Mercenaries - Mercy Eke's fanbase, first female winner of Big Brother Nigeria 2019. They are one of Nigeria's biggest, most popular celebrity fanbase and the first fanbase to produce a female winner.

Mercenaries- resilient, loyal & protective.

A professional soldier hired to serve in a foreign army.
"Don't come for Mercy Eke, her Mercenaries are always on guard"

"he had planned to seize power with the aid of a group of mercenaries"
by Duchess Eddie May 6, 2021
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circus merkin

A pubic wig, worn specifically by clowns that have lost their pubic hair due to excessive dyeing. The circus merkinusually comes in a variety of colors, but the most common colors are red, yellow, or "rainbow."
Bozo was bouncing on the trampoline, when his pants fell down, revealing his circus merkin to the crowd for all to see.
by Crackers the Clown July 10, 2005
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Dirty Merkel

I got so white claw wasted that I dirty merkeled my hair cut and now I have to shave everything off.
by Mangobangoz October 3, 2019
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morken

(adj.) The word morken is used about objects that are unlikeable, or in bad shape.
That car is totally morken.
My kid is just so morken!
I don't like that, it is morken.
by Shimyalabin December 9, 2007
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Merkun

I'm a 'Merkun and we'll kick your ass
by merkun August 8, 2008
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Mercenary ball tap

When playing ball tap between ones friends or coworkers, one pays another random individual a certain dollar amount to carry out the act of the ball tap without having to perform it him or herself.
"Mercenary ball tap" Matt got ball tapped by Justin, Matt B, Chele, but then a radom customer came up who was paid $20 by chase and ball tapped him for chase instead of chase doing the ball tap himself.

This results in excessive bouts of laughter, followed tears, and the attacker rolling on the floor uncontrolably.
by Unlce sean December 20, 2008
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