mumbleypeg

A game requiring sharp senses and a very steady hand. Played by placing one hand flat on a surface such as a table with the fingers splayed widely, and then using the free hand to jab a knife in the empty spaces between the fingers on the table as quickly as possible.
Different patterns are acceptable, though most commonly done from one side of the hand to the other and back again.
Often played under circumstances of extreme drunkeness, boredom, or both.

"My mama she told me when I was a boy playin' Mumbleypeg,
'Don't drink no black cow's milk and don't you eat no black hen's eggs.'"
-Blind Willie McTell,
"Lord Send Me An Angel"

by Kevin88 November 10, 2008

Mumble rapper

A talentless so called rap artist who solely depends on the program auto tune to put out any music

That punk lil pump is such a a whack ass mumble rapper. I couldn't understand anything he said.

by 209sShameless October 9, 2019

Mumbler

camel toe taco jeans When a women wears pants so tight you can see her lips move but can't hear what she is saying.

That girl has a pair of mumblers on today.

by Andrew Christopher Smith October 20, 2008

mumblelard

A man or woman who is incapable of processing simple information or communicating simple information.

First Guy: I hear a phone ringing.

Second Guy: Its coming from your pocket, mumblelard.

OR

First Guy: What's going here?

Second Guy: NRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHTHM

First Guy: You mumblelard.

by Jumbe10 August 6, 2006

Meeble Juice

The liquid excreted by the Meeble worm of the banana republic. it is boiled and distilled several times before crystallizing. The crystals are then crushed into a power and snorted for enjoyment.

Side effects include: meebling, meebophilia, wild colours, texting gibberish, obsession with lime sized objects, and jumping jellybeans.

Guy1: what are you on?
Hot girl: meeble juice

by mr jonass October 23, 2009

mumblence

grammatical unit containing many mumbled words; resembling a sentence but difficult to understand due to excessive mumbling of words throughout.

"Wait, What? I was following your story but you lost me with those last few mumblences."

by Emmers Rich March 5, 2011

mumbled for

Similar to "spoken for," when referring to relationship status, but more indistinct - when you are "mumbled for," you will hopefully be in a relationship soon, and it would be rude to engage in alternative romantic entanglements.

You might also be in a relationship with a person who mumbles.

Rob: Hey, you want to go enjoy the sunset together?
Jane: Sorry, I'm mumbled for - Dave and I have been seriously flirting for weeks now.

-or-

Jane: Hey darling, do we need more vegetables?
Dave: Hrmm mm huh roomm.
Jane: What?

by Tenelladan June 9, 2011