melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.
by the jet black wings July 25, 2019
A city where the weather is f*cked up. It would be so different today to what it was yesterday and what it will be tomorrow.
Guy 1- Bro Melbourne's weather has been so fucked recently
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!
by The Bont September 10, 2017
by notoliverbatson June 04, 2024
A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"
by Bacon lover April 21, 2013