Melanie

A girl with and auful personality that plays all the guys so she can look popular but really everyone hates her. They tend to look like rats or even mice.

Yoooo she look like she just crawled out of the sewer, she must be a melanie!

by 🖕🏻👍🏻👋🏻 November 15, 2016

Melanie

A rare breed of Australian galah. Likely to do very well in the Big Brother competition, getting to at least the top five.

"Man I thought Stacey would do better in Big Brother, she's such a Melanie!"

by Artistory November 6, 2012

Melanie

A lying slut. Is only your best friend for your gossip. Don’t trust a melanie

Ugh. Look at Melanie she is such a how

by Xbsf August 1, 2018

Melanie

She’s shy but when u know her for long enough she won’t stop talking. She’s a caring person but she seems stoned 24/7. Maybe bcs she smoked a lot of weed in the past.

She looks stoned... I think her name is Melanie

by Mxlluy November 19, 2017

melany

super nice loves horses and most animals she misses her friends in France and has a little crush on someone special

Melany is a french and nice girl

by pls work October 29, 2019

Melanie

a girl who is very funny and will make you laugh till you cry she shows her feelings by being mean she is not always right but thinks she is 🙄 all of her friends love when she is around because she is funny

melanie is not smart

by awkwardma'am January 25, 2019

Melanie

A female human being that can't really read.
She also tends to disconnect from games on Roblox. She doesn't really listen and only hears 2.5% of the conversation. She tends to mention Dunkirk and Harry Styles a lot. Literally, every conversation, she mentions Dunkirk, Harry Styles, One Direction, or Big Time Rush. She also makes fun of the names Jasper and Olivia. She tends to disrespect the owner of bunnies named Jasper, and it hurts them. Not all melanie's are bad, but ones that think Olivia's are bad, are.

Can you believe Melanie dissed Jasper the Bunnie's owner Olivia? How dare she.

by owner of a Jasper April 22, 2018