Mount and Do Me

A new phrase created by the store, Spencer's. It refers to sex on the vaginal or anal variety. The irony is found in the fact of the soda Mountain Dew.

Hey baby, won't you "Mount and Do Me?"

by simplysickforever March 22, 2009

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

hell, he's even more punk than me

a hilarious voice that is found halfway through the NOFX song, "Punk Guy".

*song plays, then pauses*
"hell, he's even more punk than me!"
*remainder of song plays*

by a man. October 28, 2007

Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018

Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken is a sentence said by a cat. The song was made by avicii on the song waiting for love. Legends even say that the cat’s monday still left them broken

Cat: monday was a bad day
Other cat: yeah, MoNdAy LeFt Me BrOkEn

by MaradonaGoat July 20, 2023

Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.

Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.

by Frank D Brown April 27, 2021

Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken😢
JUICY ahh i was through and hoping🤧
Wednesday my aunt's arms were open🤕
Thursday waiting for love💔

Monday left me broken JUICY-

by imbatukam June 8, 2023