mexican shits

The shits you get after eating a large amount of Mexican food. You can often feel the spicyness as it exits your ass.

"Chinga man, I ate 4 tacos and some salsa last night and now I got the Mexican shits! My asshole is on fire!!!!"

by Pepeman November 11, 2006

Mexican Starfish

Verb: The act of coating an object in Tabasco Sauce, then inserting it into a willing (or sleeping) participants asshole, causing it to burn

Don't pass out during Hell Week you may wake up to a Mexican Starfish.

by Azereus September 7, 2013

Mexican chocolate bar

The act of taking a shit and while peeing a shit comes out

I had the best Mexican chocolate bar ever

by jisseppe August 15, 2014

Mexican Freddy

The act of tickling your nutsack as you fart.

Yo, I just gave myself a Mexican Freddy!

by llemssgin420 November 2, 2011

Mixican

A Mixican :

A person who's Herritage is a mix of American and other Nationality.

I am a Mixican (Mother from Mexico, Dad from USA)

Can be a MIX of many nationalities......
Play on American - Mixican
American - Amixican- Mixican

by UCANTCMESBG July 8, 2012

Mexican Crock Pot

Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces

Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!

by virgDics-on April 29, 2015

Mexican Sausage

A female lays down on a bed or flat surface face up. The male fists a taco (or any other Mexican food) into the females vaginal cavity, the male cums into the females vagina and mixes it with his Sausage (penis). After this step the male scopes up the taco with his sausage (penis) and spoon feeds the female.

Both sides of the sexual experience will receive a high levels of satisfaction. (Can use Anus for homosexuals)

"Wow john that was a great Mexican sausage, your an amazing cook," *winks*

by Mexican gardener November 20, 2015