Matthew

A retard who likes to steal my animal crackers. He does not like jesus at all. He steals my locker code and opens my locker when he wants to. In total he is a poop.

Girl one: Matthew ERASED JESUS OFF THE BORED!?!?
Girl two: LETS SHOE HIM!!!

by retarded ninja November 28, 2011

Matthew

if you come across a matthew in your path you are very unlucky. they tend to be very unloyal and like to completely disregard your feelings and your opinions on certain situations. if you ever have a matthew as a boyfriend terminate it immediately as they tend to break hearts after making you fall in love with them first.

who made you fall in love with them then left and tried to worm there way back in after realising what they lost?

Matthew

Fuck you matthew xx

by yourFavBae April 13, 2020

Matthew

A common male name in English Speaking Countries. The name is also used in the Christian Bible as a name for one of the four Gospels.

Matthew has just scored a goal!

Matthew! Come back here!

by ShockingPython February 19, 2017

Matthew

A dumbass, who is really annoying, and almost is a total douche bag.

Girl 1: Stop being such a Matthew.
Boy 1: You did not just go there.

by koolkatzzz June 28, 2012

Matthew

A gay or homosexual boy who like sticking there huge nose up another mans ass

Wow is he pulling a matthew?

by 1234567890987654321qwertyuiopu December 13, 2010

Matthew

Greek for eternal sex god. Hes sexy athletic hot and he gets all the girls. anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts. Hes that one guy who can catch a shoe on his foot even though his foot is 2 sizes bigger.

What nobody knows about Matthew is that hes rescues Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. He secretly is a superhero at night. He has a nice toothbrush. Hes so sexy he gets laid everynight.

Girl 1: OMG I want to make love to Matthew

Girl 2: Well u can't

Girl 1: y not
Girl 2: im his wife and I make love ro him everynight
Girl 1: ur so lucky😔
Girl 2: IKR😏

by Coldtomato May 23, 2014

Matthew

The most perfect guy there is to be. Has a great personality. He is always there for you when you need him, and also a great helper and wants what’s best for you, even if that is really him. He is kind, gentle and loving. Great in bed, his package is just the right size, sometimes even too big to handle but he puts it to good use. In a word, he’s perfect and the best out there. Everybody wants a Matthew

I’m going out with Matthew tomorrow

by Gg.Maraj September 25, 2018