Martinez Twins

A knock off of the Dolan Twins and copy many of their photos on Instagram

Little girl: Oh my god the Martinez Twins are so hot!
Person: They’re pieces of shit

by Dolansareminebitch October 29, 2017

Melanie Martinez

She is the best person in the world.

You can’t spell Melanie Martinez without Art.

by Rise Scott January 22, 2021

Kevin Martinez

Kevin Martinez can sometimes be emo but 100% of the time, he looks like hitler. be careful giving him your address because he will go and install a gas chamber unit in your ceiling and kill you in your sleep.

dude i'm scared of Kevin Martinez, he looks like hitler

by Kevin Martinez May 17, 2019

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez is a 26th singer, songwriter, and photographer born on April 28, 1995. Her participation in the American edition of "The Voice" in 2012 brought her fame. Come in later years, she became famous with the songs "Cry Baby", "Dollhouse", "Sippy cup" etc. Melanie has two colored hair (usually black and white or black and pink) And brown eyes. Her height is 157-165 cm. All her albums are: Cry Baby (2015), K-12 and a movie directed by her (2019), After School (2020). And single: Copy Cat, Fire Drill. Important: Melanie calls her fans "Cry Babies" or "Cherubs", she prefers to be called "Daddy" by her fans because she doesn't like being elevated. Fun Fact: Melanie is allergic to red apples.Hope I helped new Melanie fans learn more about her. :)

-Do you know Melanie Martinez?
-Yes! She is my fav Singer!

by imcherubtw January 15, 2021

Dirty Martinez

Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.

Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?

Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.

by Mr. 312 March 20, 2009

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez a goddess between us mortals she’s a multi-talent queen who we all Stan and if u don’t u ugly

Amy have u herd about the new Melanie Martinez album

Yes I’m so excited she’s it’s gonna be fangtastic
monster high reference

by anonymous April 16, 2022

fernando martinez

Fernando Martinez the guy with the huge dick and he is god he’s known as a god. His brothers are dicks to him . People with the name fernando Martinez have asses that are huge. Fernando Martinez gets girls and steals them. Fernando Martinez usually date a Yoselin in there life . He’s known too protecting girls and fight a lot. Fernando Martinez can never get knocked out because they such an incredible anger they destroy things when he has anger he also doesn’t care about people when he’s mad .

Had you heard of Fernando Martinez he got mad and threw it in school z

by Jacob dash November 1, 2017