1. a fat old person
2. doesn't know how to have fun
3. can be boring most of the time in less you were born after 1980
2. doesn't know how to have fun
3. can be boring most of the time in less you were born after 1980
my uncle is a marburger
by pengi69 September 23, 2005
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Woman, "Hey I would like to get pregnant WITHOUT having sex or going to a fertility clinic" Man, "I have the PERFECT solution!! Lets do the MARBURGER!!"
by JMillie March 3, 2011
Get the The Marburger mug.A girl who became known for her musical.ly videos back in 2015, which earned her a following of over 190K+ on the lip syncing app and over 300k+ on instagram. In 2016, she stated her mother had fallen ill with stage 4 cancer, and shared a gofundme page for her fans to donate to her mother's "surgery". It was later revealed her mother did not in fact have the deadly disease, and in actuality used the funds raised to purchase an iPhone 7. Of course she falsified these claims. Her jump from 300k to 1 million followers on her Instagram account, lead many people to speculate that she bought most of her following. She quickly denied these rumors claiming her backup was wrongfully deleted, stating the followers were merged with her main account. Around the time she earned the mass following was when she started becoming quite a cunt, constantly starting beef with influencers. You name it, she dick rides it. She was all musical.ly and belly dancing but has now attempted to transfer the persona of being a badass adult child that gets to say/do whatever they want into her own, which is in no way or form true. She brags all about how she can talk shit because she'll "actually do something" but we all know if anyone ever ran up on her anywhere she'd dip faster than African Americans from the KKK. She also uncannily resembles Doris the ugly stepsister from the first Shrek movie.
All y'all do ees tok tok tok
Es Maloo een de kut end em bouta mek a nigga bus a neht don ebeen try to ak tuff kuz Ima make ju eet theese poosy so raff *dolphine noises*
Do you know who malu trevejo is? Don't you mean malew trevehoe?
Es Maloo een de kut end em bouta mek a nigga bus a neht don ebeen try to ak tuff kuz Ima make ju eet theese poosy so raff *dolphine noises*
Do you know who malu trevejo is? Don't you mean malew trevehoe?
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Guy 1: "Yo, my man, how'd it go last night with that chickenhead freak you brought home?"
Guy 2: "One word, dog: malusa".
Guy 2: "One word, dog: malusa".
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