She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
Best trust niggah in the game and she smells VERY VEY GOOD
Also urban being a bitch so don’t read the rest down below
She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
Also urban being a bitch so don’t read the rest down below
She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
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The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.
But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.
But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
Mary: Fuck you.
Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't
Mary: Fuck you.
Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't
by Maaary! November 27, 2007
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Mary-very pretty and get good grades.
The English form of the name Maria, which was in turn a Latin form of the Greek names Μαριάμ.
The English form of the name Maria, which was in turn a Latin form of the Greek names Μαριάμ.
by Kary Woodeater April 13, 2017
Get the Mary mug.Mary is typically a girl that strives to be ontop but is happier to be in the middle. You cannot be around her without knowing what's around the corner. Always an adventure. Very laid back-classy, would drink beer out of a wine glass kind of girl! She holds to memories and treasures all of her friends. Her significant other may wear the pants but she picked them out for him! Intelligent, ambitous, courageous, seductive, wild, beautiful all the way around, and anything but boring!
Loves to buy useless toys, anything on sale, and stuff for every one else but herself.
Loves going to the movies!
Screams a one of a kind scream when someone is making out!
When pulled over, she makes out with cops.
Loves to buy useless toys, anything on sale, and stuff for every one else but herself.
Loves going to the movies!
Screams a one of a kind scream when someone is making out!
When pulled over, she makes out with cops.
Mary- "I picked you up something from Hobby Lobby, Its nothing big but totally you! It was on sale."
Mary when someone is kissing- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Mary when someone is kissing- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by ChelConn January 8, 2010
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by spongefreak May 1, 2009
Get the Mary mug.Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.
Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
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by Johnny Iron December 14, 2008
Get the mary mug.Mary is a special angel and she's got a heart bigger than the entire galaxy for some people, not all people.
Mary is a loving friend, a loving wife and a loving mother who takes pride in her family and her home! She keeps her home well and organized and her grown children love helping her!
Mary will help her friends as much as she can because her big heart will let her do no less!
Mary loves her pit bulls, cats and chihuahuas that are housebound and they are her and her husband's joy!
Some like to take Mary's kindness for weakness but she is anything but weak! She's one strong lady that is no longer naive when it comes to people bc she's been hurt to much in the past, unfortunately!
If you have an angel Mary as your friend, mother or partner KEEP HER bc she is definitely a WINNER!
Mary is a loving friend, a loving wife and a loving mother who takes pride in her family and her home! She keeps her home well and organized and her grown children love helping her!
Mary will help her friends as much as she can because her big heart will let her do no less!
Mary loves her pit bulls, cats and chihuahuas that are housebound and they are her and her husband's joy!
Some like to take Mary's kindness for weakness but she is anything but weak! She's one strong lady that is no longer naive when it comes to people bc she's been hurt to much in the past, unfortunately!
If you have an angel Mary as your friend, mother or partner KEEP HER bc she is definitely a WINNER!
by cheLLe1963 May 6, 2021
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