March 6

“March 6” is a day when the BADDEST people are born.These people are ABSOLUTELY sexy and STUNNING.They get man asking them out left, right and centre!
Malachi: Oi man! Did you see that gyal she was lengggggg 🥵
Joshua: Innit fam! She was born on March 6 that’s why!
Malachi: I better go cuff her she’s wifey material 🥵
by datssss_ghetto October 24, 2019
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March 15

the hottest and baddest girls/boys of them all and that’s on god
Girl: Hey zaddy want this cake it’s March 15
Boy: ight bet shawty
by saucegorl October 16, 2019
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march 3

The day people who listen to cool music, draw cool shit in their acid book, and are definitely the greatest people you’ll ever meet’s birthday :)
Bruh he’s such a march 3.
by dohdohthehoe May 01, 2019
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March 22nd

The most terrible day of existence, the day MCR broke up. The ones who were taken to the city as a young child and saw a marching band with their father band up and have the phantom lead them to the black parade, where they drink gallons of blood a day and scold the ones who are dying. They are all tenagers by now and all writing their letters to their mamas. Some of them are upset about dying of cancer, and others are upset from not being emo enough. Its quite a depressing day for the emo trinity
Emo:" Dude, Its March 22"
Random person: " and?"
Emo; putting on eyeliner and blasting every album of MCR " It's the sad day, the worst day ever, the day that shouldn't exist"
Person: " Oh its March 22nd, the day MCR broke up"
Emo: " DON'T REMIND ME"
by UwO Cult God April 12, 2019
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March 4

National tell your best friend you love them day. Tell your best friend that you love them and that they are the best thing to ever happen in your life.
Person1: Heyyy bestie, I love you.
Person2: it’s March 4, I know you love me.
by The unknown singer February 25, 2021
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No Meth March

A month in which you cannot do meth in any way, shape or form. Sadness tends to increase by 600%
1. Yo lets go do some meth
2. It's No Meth March you failure!
by Epic9YearOld January 19, 2019
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22 March

The most powerful, most intelligent, most lovely person in this world was born in 22 March. I’m one day older than her ksksksk whatever ill give her a lot of scrunchies and lots of hydroflasks KSKSKSKSKS (yea that was a joke)
who’s born in 22 march youre lucky ;) my friend a total hottie btw i hope youre too :ssss
by welcometotheelmstreet October 17, 2019
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