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by Yourhabits February 4, 2020
Get the Madam Hair Kulturemug. Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).
Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you
Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you
Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
Get the Madam Dictatormug. by Dude with wifi121 April 10, 2020
Get the madame macabremug. A racist & derogatory ethnic slur used to describe & disparage a white female for having a light complexion, even though even the fairest Caucasians don't have skin as white as Mayo.
Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.
The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.
The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Wow, a white girl just tried to insult me for being white by calling me a 'Mayo Madame'! Does she not realize she's white, so she's hating on herself too?
I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021
Get the Mayo Madamemug. a Fox, or “Madame Fox”, is someone whose whole identity is telling people that they’re from Gen Z to look cool. People talk shit about them in group chats and a “Fox Licker” often tends to leaks the chat. A Madame Fox has a shit personality and keeps telling unfunny jokes and target people in classrooms.
by traitorrr December 23, 2023
Get the Madame Foxmug. 
When a woman removes her underwear and uses it to give a guy a hand job so that the panties soak up the cum, similar to a posh wank.
by Space_Ashe March 24, 2025
Get the Madam's handjobmug.