purple mummy

A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .

Oh man, Jennifer came over last night and I have a purple mummy and sent her home early.

by weekndworrior October 26, 2017

yummy mummy

A yummy mummy is a mum who takes care of her wellbeing. She takes regular time out for herself and fills her life with people who inspire, motivate and support her.

A yummy mummy does not judge other mothers, but shows kindness, compassion and cares for others.

I'm a Yummy Mummy. I always have time for ME.

by YummyMummyNZ October 18, 2010

yummie mummy

a sexual act in witch the female puts chocolate on her pussy and the male uses a fruit roll up as a condom and before he ejaculates the female eats the fruit roll up.

i gave her the old yummie mummy last night

by The Yummiest Mummyist October 5, 2017

Cum mummy

Like a regular mummy but wrapped in cum.

“You better make me a cum mummy before Halloween!” said Sara.

by Jit Tee October 12, 2019

Black Mummy

A pile of shit wrapped in toilet paper.

"Bro did you see enter black name he dressed up as a black mummy"

by Toilet-Man May 26, 2018

Dick Mummy

The use of toilet paper/tissues to completely wrap one’s dick after masturbation.

1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy

by Apple06 May 3, 2019

mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

by fatland October 27, 2012