Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

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Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes

Rita

Rita is so Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes that I can’t resist not looking at her every time I pass her in school

by Ritaslover69 September 19, 2022

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mortal

meaning: a living thing that can die

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: fuc-

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

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mortal

a living being that is powerless, and can die only once

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: frick

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

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Mortal Kombat Swaying

The process of getting incredibly drunk to the point where your standing is that of a dizzy/defeated opponent from the original Mortal Kombat games

"The cats knocked my PS5 out of my window so the next best thing to do would to get Mortal Kombat Swaying drunk and sing dizzy karaoke hits and whatnot..

by Shadownaki April 6, 2022

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