Mississippi marinade

When having sweaty intercourse with a female with a pimple covered anus you ejaculate on her back making sure the sweat and semen mix into a fluid that runs down into her bum crack. The juices then mix with the crusty poo dags and pimple puss. Leave to fully combine and then proceed to add the marinade to your favorite meat product
Hey Luke want to go grab a bite to eat.
Luke: No thanks. Me and this disgusting swamp hag are going to brew up a Mississippi marinade for some steak
by The Foz Doctor November 14, 2013
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Mississippi Mayhem

While youre fucking the hell out of a girl doggy style, you put your foot in her pussy and try to keep in inside as long as you can hopping on one foot. I do this every weekend with a new broad. My record is 54 seconds. beat that!
Guy 1: I Gave ur mom a mississippi mayhem and her pussy is infected. Apparently athletes foot is an STD.

Guy 2: I dont give a shit, lets go do shrooms and take some shots.
by ImAPussyShark May 16, 2008
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Mississippi Vaseline

Hey, make sure you get that Mississippi Vaseline all the way 'round so I can fit this roman candle up there real good.
by ecust July 4, 2020
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Mississippi Lean

The characteristic retroverted, backward leaning posture that some obese people develop as a survival mechanism to counteract their extreme weight-forward balance. Most likely to develop in individuals who frequent fried food joints in the Deep South. Can also be used to describe the walking-stumble gait of a person who has had one too many drinks, artificially replicating the individual described formerly.
Example 1:

Friend A, inside a hole in the wall restaurant: "What are you laughing at?"
Friend B: "Don't turn around just yet. There's a habitual customer behind you who has the Mississippi Lean going on."

Example 2: "Did you see that lady leaving the bar? She's got that Mississippi Lean—her husband had to sit her down outside to prevent her from falling backwards."
by CallsignSkywalker December 18, 2022
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mississippi backfire

A sexual act of orally inhaling the flatulence out of another's anus.
That bitch is so fine, I'd give her a Mississippi backfire!
by AHol51 March 30, 2016
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Mississippi CPR

When lying back to back next to someone, farting so that you discharge your fart, right into that person's anus.
She thought he was passed out drunk, so she gave him Mississippi CPR. He then fell out of bed and threw up.
by Vi0L8R_Xx April 19, 2015
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Mississippi Pipelined

The act of having several (5 or more) black men run a train on a person.
Nick: Did you hear what happened to Courtney last night?
Taj: Yeah, she got Mississippi Pipelined.
by WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP May 1, 2023
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