A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The mind terrorist is also extremly hot, making it difficult for her male friends to break off relations with this annoying girl. The mind terrorist is known to play retarted pranks on her guillible male friends, such as making her friends think shes pregnant, making her friends think shes HIV positive, and so on. All pranks end with the male friend becoming embarrased and/or angry. However, he will continue to be friends with the terrorist because she is highly hot. The minds terrorist's cycle of trickery cannot be broken unless the male friend exerts extreme self control and ends the friendship, or the terrorist finds a new victim,which is rare. It should be noted that the terrorist IS friends with the male victom, shes just an annoying bitch.
male friend: "dude today jamie slammed my locker shut, stole my cookies at lunch, smacked me in the back of the head and made me think she had 2 kids all in one day, and i didnt even get mad! whats wrong with me?"
Freind: "nothing dude, shes just a mind terrorist"
Freind: "nothing dude, shes just a mind terrorist"
by Blade aka DJ pathicake December 14, 2008
Get the mind terroristmug. Try this little test, and see if you can figure out the word that I am thinking of based on these three clues:
1. It is a four letter word.
2. It is a name used for a woman.
3. It ends in the letters U-N-T.
1. It is a four letter word.
2. It is a name used for a woman.
3. It ends in the letters U-N-T.
by Penbiks February 1, 2008
Get the dirty mindmug. playing psychological games, messing up somebody's clear thought process to either twist what they were thinking, or have them convinced of something totally different.
"My stomach hurts" said Sally. "You just think your stomach hurts. It doesn't actually hurt, you are just being a baby" said John to Sally. "Oh...wait you are mind-fucking me!" erupted Sally.
by Katahroo August 8, 2009
Get the mind-fuckingmug. When and individual experiences a true epiphany, if you concentrate really hard, you're third eye might open and leak out.
Person 1:HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A MIND BABY!
Person 2 involved in conversation: Uhh....
Person 1: An epiphany... sorry... now, about the that...
Person 2: Dude, you really need to stop believing in you're old conspiracies.
Person 2 involved in conversation: Uhh....
Person 1: An epiphany... sorry... now, about the that...
Person 2: Dude, you really need to stop believing in you're old conspiracies.
by Rambling00000Rose October 18, 2009
Get the mind babymug. when you think one thing is going to happen but a completely different thing occurs, or when you have an idea but it turns out to be completely wrong
guy #1: "man look at that chick up ahead she's got a bangin body"
guy #2: "whoa dude.. that's not a chick that is a fuckin dude!"
guy #1: "oh man I got totally mind dangled"
guy #2: "whoa dude.. that's not a chick that is a fuckin dude!"
guy #1: "oh man I got totally mind dangled"
by CVdizzle January 22, 2010
Get the mind dangledmug. Someone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered to do something that requires the smallest amount of cognitive ability.
Ezra: I found a place to get cheap iPod headphones!
Chase: WHERE?
Ezra: They're like 6 bucks on the Internet
Chase: Meh, I don't care THAT much
Ezra: You are so mind fat
Chase: ...
Ezra: ...Want me to get you the link?
Chase: WHERE?
Ezra: They're like 6 bucks on the Internet
Chase: Meh, I don't care THAT much
Ezra: You are so mind fat
Chase: ...
Ezra: ...Want me to get you the link?
by Mr. Body Massage October 5, 2009
Get the Mind Fatmug. by UD Hero December 24, 2017
Get the mindful nutmug.