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Microwave head

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Pretty much when one feels like they're being microwaved. Usually due to an excess of bad Chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.
Friend 1: whoa, is Tobey okay?
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.

Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
by Bweeeeent November 18, 2015
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microwave news

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When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.
I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."
by naynay1984 March 23, 2017
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Microwave at 3 am

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The loudest fucking thing in existence. Will wake up you're whole neighborhood.
Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.

Person: well that sucks
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022
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Microwave Mastermind

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A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.
"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."
by VandalTR January 26, 2012
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microwave turtle

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The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.
by Appl3Python April 25, 2014
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Microwave babies

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Microwave babies are the new generation of teenagers born between 1990 and 2018 they do everything fast like Microwave popcornThey don’t wanna work and very confrontational
by Microwave babies June 11, 2021
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