Maximum Poopitude 

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

Maximum Poopitude by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022

Maximum Dippage 

Is when you give maximum potential Aka your the Shit

She is giving maximum Dippage

Maximum Dippage by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022

maximum shit 

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.

“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”

maximum shit by Msafar July 29, 2022

maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.

Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip

maximum purchase by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023

Maximum Sus

The highest level of suspect activity an individual can possess at any given moment. For all the reasons or no reason at all.

Something is off with Jonathan Coose, dude is maximum sus.

Maximum Sus by Aintthe1 January 26, 2023

maximum-boobs hug 

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.

Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.

maximum-boobs hug by QuacksO February 22, 2023

Maximum Spoolage 

To turn a group of peoples frown upside-down by doing something shockingly unexpected.

Everyone was really sad after the passing of Uncle Jefro, but I knew exactly what to do to achieve maximum spoolage.

Maximum Spoolage by Dr Otis Gray April 19, 2023