maintents

noun-division of an organization responsible for maintaining operations of a building.

Tom is employed in the maintents division at his company.

by GerryP September 20, 2018

Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.

Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)

by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011

Maintenance Poke

To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.

I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke

by sbfacepoker May 28, 2012

Malincunt

A medium to large breed of specialty surgeon that can be remarkably skilled in difficult surgery techniques but can rapidly progress to the terrible twos tantrums. A similar form may also be seen in certain breeds anesthesiologists, also known as Dick Bags

Dr Doug and Dr Willie performed the first ever crainithoracicectomy with a live swine donor and were able to save millions of lives by curing Alzheimer’s and preventing lung cancer but quickly became malincunts when the dick bags entered the room

by Fatandhappy November 17, 2017

Melistenth

Someone who is smart and talented

"He's the new guy!"
"He's melistenth! I saw him drawing the Mona Lisa!"

by LifeSucks101 June 16, 2018

mainten

your group: squad, if you will

yo I was just chilling with my mainten when the fuzz pulled up on us!

by ahoihoihoiboy July 7, 2019

maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020