Hairy M & M

A disgusting or unpleasant surprise, like finding a hairy M & M half way through the bag.
I was dry heaving like I just found a hairy M & M.
by FuzzyDuffer November 22, 2011
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Green M&M

The most seductive, alluring, and gorgeous M&M you'd ever seen until political correctness ruined her.
Bring back the old Green M&M or we will never buy M&Ms again out of protest. Sincerely, THE ENTIRE WORLD
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 05, 2022
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Green M&M

(Slang) 80mg Oxycontin, which is green-gray in color, and about the size and shape of an M&M. This term is usually used when trying to hide what is being talked about.
Text message:"Green M&M's" (i.e. I got some 80's for sale, do you want any?


I live in the state with the highest opate addiction per capita in the U.S. a.k.a. Maine. I live in a city of just over 35,000 people. We have THREE methadone clinics, with 90% of the patients being between ages 18-24. And we are not the worst in the state by far. We have multiple towns where 80% of the total population is either an active, or recovered addict. This should tell you something about how powerfull this drug is.
I would know, I'm a recovering addict who used for four years. It starts as a fun thing to do at parties for $5-$10 a pop, but before you know it, you can't stop. I thought I would be fine, but I ended up doing over $1'500 a WEEK. I made $1,000 a MONTH. Try to figure out how that works.
by beforeskin August 28, 2008
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Brown M&M

Some one who fucks themselves with a dildo and shits while they are doing it
My step sis is a brown m&m
by Cap_Squid_WW1 March 31, 2022
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Ohhhhhhhhh m m

When someone is so attractive, you cannot find words so you just reference Ryden and The Milk Fic to show your feelings
"Look at this picture, they're so attractive..."
"Ohhhhhhhhh m m"
"Ohhhhhhhhh m m indeed my child"
by underqwellming July 11, 2017
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yellow m&m

Someone who is slow, plump, and unattractive. A nicer way of saying "retarded." The yellow m&m character is the dumbest of all the m&m characters.
"Catie, you are way too classy to be making out with that yellow m&m!"
by seafoamsam September 25, 2011
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Peanut M&M

A sex act where the man dips his testicles in liquefied chocolate and the woman sucks the chocolate off while giving him a handjob.
Zoe was going to give Zane a Peanut M&M but the chocolate fountain was broken.

Man that girl Zoe gives a mean Peanut M&M.
by xqbed November 03, 2013
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