by XxStar.c.s.xx November 26, 2017

When a single woman, usually of middle age, aggressively seeks out a man to fall in love with and live happily ever after But in an attempt to find "true love" she falls for the nearest guy regardless of the chemistry between them.
Meghan is seriously annoyed with Molly. She is wasting our time with all her true lovin instead off getting the job done.
by MamaNasty September 2, 2025

To have prepped oneself for the act of sexual intercourse with another male or female. It also implies that you would like to make love to said male or female.
by Skeet McGeever November 29, 2011

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.
Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
by Makeumybitch August 11, 2018

by L-jisel July 20, 2008

A ridiculously strong drink which, when combined, turns a slightly scary colour purple. It has an aniseed taste (because of the aftershock) but is not that difficult to swallow. This drink is NOT recommended without ice or to be served at anything but below room temperature. Ingredients required:
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)
Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)
Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).
by Sp1cybeef August 1, 2012
