lorenzo

the most amazing bf you can ever have, he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet even tho he’s weird sometimes
“hey do you know lorenzo”
“yeah he’s chloe’s bf
“wow he seems so cool
by ~chloe~ September 23, 2021
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Lorenzo

A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.
Lorenzo just missed that shot
by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo has a huge cock, and loves boys that name begins with Z. He is gay as fuk nigga, andis a great lay
Lorenzo whipped his massive cock out
by Lorenzo's secret lover September 25, 2023
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Lorenzo

Bitch ass nigga! Probably italian, eats pasta. Usually acts like a Karen.
Guy 1: that dude is a bitch ass.
Guy 2: his name is lorenzo.
by Zajo69 November 21, 2021
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened
jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?

sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo
by scooty mcscotty February 07, 2022
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is the typical shy and unsure boy, but if he opens his heart to you he will turn out to be a totally different person! He doesn't have many close friends and doesn't believe in love, but if you are the right person for him he will never get rid of you. Treat him right, hurt him once, and he'll hate you for life.
Person 1: Who is Lorenzo?
Person 2: Idk.
by DragonFire777 November 22, 2021
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is the greatest person you can met. He is the guy who fucks every single girl he wants to. Every girl loves him. If he loves your crush, you better give up because she already loves him. Lorenzos have the best clothing styles you've ever seen and they are very popular and loved by other people. Everybody would like to be a Lorenzo.
Omg I love Lorenzo, like everybody else.
by King2000 January 03, 2017
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