Dragon Lobster

The most epic lobster ever. Its power level is over 9000, and it doesn't afraid of anything.

"DUDE WTF! THAT LOBSTER TOTALLY SNIPPED ME TO DEATH!" "What do you expect? Don't mess with the goddamn dragon lobster.

by Jadcopter March 29, 2009

Jizz Lobster

A girl who has spent too much time in the sun, making her skin tan and leathery, like the said crustacean. Also, she wants man juice badly. This can also be used as an insult to virtually anyone.

Hands off my fuckin' sandwich...Jizz Lobster!

by Erik Myers December 11, 2004

lobster skin

a girl that tries to tan all the time but cant and ends up getting sunburned all the time

you're such a lobster skin! you keep trying to tan you're going to get skin cancer

by joe725 September 22, 2006

Red lobster

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

by Jsr95 May 13, 2018

Lobster diving

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.

Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.

by Pattycakes August 4, 2014

nob lobster

Women who uses teeth while performing fellatio. Technique number 1,234 in the Great Book of Grizundor (the holiest text in the Cult of the Porn Bear). See www.pornbear.co.uk.

Look the state of my bell end. She's been nipping at it like a mad nob lobster.

by Keeper of the honey pot of plenty October 23, 2003

Lobster Licker

a) Someone who loves Lobsters
b) a lesbian
c) a lobster fisherman

Look at those Lobster Lickers.

Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might say he's a Lobster Licker.

by MrEvilGoat April 13, 2009