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Log paulen

by gigantic arss April 9, 2019
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log gang

people who shouldn't be fucked with, people feared by the outsiders
Don't even think about fucking with log gang, they are supreme.
by houh May 12, 2020
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log pog

A word used to mock canadians after they made the mistake of misspelling poggers as loggers once and now this continues to haunt them forever
Ron: wow thats loggers
everyone: wait what?
Ron: i meant poggers
everyone: LOG POG
by DefinitelyNotHooter March 7, 2021
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Log a Log Day

Log a Log Day is a National and Bank Holiday in Switzerland and New Jersey. In Switzerland it is celebrated on January 2nd every year while in New Jersey it is celebrated every year on April 10th. Log a Log Day is a day log logging. Logging is another word for pooping. Log a Log Day comes from the phrase 'log a log'. The first log meaning poop and the second log meaning a log you keep, like a journal of logs or poops. Log a Log Day is an important day in many peoples lives and is usually accompanied by a huge feast on the day of celebration.
Guy 1: DUDE, i just logged a HUGE log!
Guy 2: NICE MAN, but its not even Log a Log Day yet.
Guy 1: Yeah I know man, I'll log even harder on January First after our huge New Years meal.
by np44 January 4, 2012
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log and a wink

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...
Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
by OBIE9 January 26, 2012
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log-crawler

A fart that smells so bad that it must have crawled over a log (turd) in your intestine to get out.
You might want to get out of here and take the kids with you because I just released a log-crawler.
by JoshinLVNY June 3, 2018
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Log jam

To take a dump that is capable of stopping up the toilet with at least one flush. This may be due to inflexibility, sheer size, or some other factor intrinsic to the feces. No outside factor may contribute (toilet paper, sock, wire hangar, etc.)
Joe Lambert log jammed the toilet and left for work, so Frank Magana was forced to plunge it out.
by Joseph Cannon Lambert October 15, 2008
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