Lipstick Lullaby

When a skank puts on an unnecessary amount of lipstick and sucks your dick while attempting to sing her favorite tunes.

Damn that bitch sang me the sweetest Lipstick Lullaby last night...when she was finished it looked like my dick was painted red and someone threw a spoon-full of yogurt in her face.

by myspace.com/RyanSorel May 29, 2008

Dipstick and Lipstick

John McCain and Sarah Palin

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.

by Obama Mama October 30, 2008

Bong Lipstick

When smoke from a bong is so concentrated (think double perk or triple perk) that taking a rip leaves one with an undesired application of resinous, brown lipstick. Should one not address the issue immediately, others may believe they are actually wearing cosmetics or worse...

Jimmy: "Johnny, did you just finish tossing a salad?"
Johnny: "Nope, just a little bong lipstick."

by Fled_Nanders May 2, 2013

Lipstick Stain

You use this term when you think someone is cheating {Preferably a female.}

It's also used as another term for oral sex. {Preferred for females.}

"You're a lipstick stain."

or

"I stained the lipstick last night."

by Blesarus May 15, 2018

Blue lipstick

Blue is an addictive colour with all shades. It goes on the lips!

Reaching first base with Blue lipstick goals

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

Lipstick Monkey

A lipstick monkey is someone who you want to kiss a lot, this is because the lipstick represents kissing and monkeys are cheeky.

Oh look over there, she’s a lipstick monkey!

by caz321 April 22, 2019

russian lipstick

Applying the blood from yourself, comrades, or your foes for lipstick.

Alexa: "What type of shade is that lipstick, Jenny has on?"
Isaiah: "Oh that's russian lipstick from the blood of her fallen foes"
Alexa: "Oh..."

by Bennie the Bum 1937 September 25, 2017