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liter-a-cola

Larger than a large Farva.
I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter-a-cola!
by Frank Galikanokus August 20, 2003
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Less-Lifer

Someone who plays computer games and is on a good way to become a no-lifer.

Someone who has not yet surpassed the level of a no-lifer.

Levels: Lifer, Less-Lifer, No-Lifer
A: Dude, will you come to the cinema today? I will bring some nice chicks there!
B: Ehm, I am sorry. I will rather go MC.
A: Oh my god dude! You are such a less-lifer!
You are on a really good way to become a no-lifer!
by Mimiron April 1, 2009
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literal 'net

A phenomenon on the internet that involves the inability and tendency for most people on the "net" to not comprehend when a joke or flippancy is being used in conversation and to credulously take what is said at face value. Hyperbole, bombastic statements, sarcasm and other tools of casual language are completely lost on them. Usually those who have little to no experience with online forums and chat rooms fall into this trap as they are often this dumb in real life. Sometimes children fall victim to this mental lapse, however there is still a chance they can grow a sense of humor before drinking age.

This behavior is often used as a compulsive and lame humor device in conversation which is an "epic phail" because it makes the humorist look like a credulous cretin instead of a sharp satirist. In actuality the idiot can't help but respond to everything they're reading or hearing and just has to make a comment, no matter how stupid. Often because the idiot doesn't know how to socialize normally.

See: gullible.
Molly: "OMG! I laughed so hard watching The Office last night I peed my pants!"
Idiot: "Really? Why would you admit that you peed your pants online? You probably have some kind of bladder condition that you need help for."
Molly: "Really?? Seriously?? I didn't actually pee my pants, dude. Yeesh!"
Idiot: "Then why did you say you did?"
Molly: "WOW! Just WOW! This is sooo literal 'net!"
by thePenciler February 22, 2010
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leftern

adj. on the left side.
"Ow! I just jammed my leftern knee into that car."

"Don't ask me how, but I managed to hit my leftern hand into a wall on my right."
by Brownsvillegirl November 11, 2005
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listerlean

When you put mouthwash (primsrily Listerine) into your sprite. Originally became popularized through the instagram community.
"yo diggity dawg could you pass the listerlean?"
by Cringe God March 4, 2018
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sub-literate

The term pertains to someone unable to use language correctly. The word implies that someone cannot spell, speak, form sentences, or in any way converse at a level at or equal to that of Republican vice-presidential candidates.
"Man, why was ridiculous spelled wrong in that email?"

"Probably because Eric is sub-literate."
by TheCox500 January 29, 2009
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literassture

Literature engraved on the clothing of the buttocks region of a female. Usually includes a slogan or witty catchphrase, but more commonly indicates a university name.
"Did you read that literassture on Jessica's shorts? It said UCLA, but it took me awhile to read it."
by Edrees January 15, 2008
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