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your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc
Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
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localesed

What you get if you type the word 'knackered' into a mobile phone with pre-emptive text.
(This is an exchange of text messages)
Dave: Are you coming down to breakfast?
Fred: In a bit, I'm localesed
by Feek May 5, 2006
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LICKALATION

Lickalation is defined as extreme licking, or excessive licking. Other forms of the word include lickalate, and lickalating
Girl u better come over here and lickalate.
Are you going to lickalate?
Damn thats good lickalation.
by RedboneRashad May 22, 2008
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LocalAdmin

A terrible, horrible, yucky yucky, no good, very bad Minecraft player who is infamous for loving anime and furries.
He also is widely known for sweating a lot and sleeping 12 minutes every fortnight.
MrDansku: Yooo, LocalAdmin is the HvH god!
by yonen likes men February 17, 2020
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Lakota Local Schools

A country schools in the middle of no where. Where the whole school is full of “country boys” who are not even country boy, but call themselves country boys to make themselves look cool. They’re more dicks than actual country boys. And then there’s “gangsters” that are not even gangsters and are wannabe gangsters that would fight anyone there if you’d look them straight in the eye thinking they’re scary where in reality they’re just fools. There’s then lot of blue haired he/she that don’t know what gender they are. They have to keep searching if they’re a girl or boy, but they’re too lazy so they just stay in between.

Scary right? You haven’t even seen half of it. The best thing about their school is that their teachers are cool … kind of sort of not. There’s then students getting it on in the locker rooms. What a nice fit in Lakota! A school so full of their pride and thinking any of their sports programs has a chance at state. Their basketball, football, baseball, softball, and volleyball is a joke. The only good sport they have is Bowling and you can get Varsity so quick; quicker than your dad finishing in you- can’t finish that.

Welcome to Lakota where there’s tons of Gavins spelled differently, things going on in the locker, and stupid students. Tons of wannabe country boys, tons of wannabe gangsters, and tons of no wining sports programs. A school where their athletic director is a creep and was fired from another high school because of a thing that happened.
Some random girl:“Lakota Local Schools is awesome!”

Some random dude: “No it’s not.”
by ehhhwhatsup August 27, 2021
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Lizalfos

A fastidious enemy from the Nintendo game series, "The Legend Of Zelda". A Lizalfos is best described as an upright lizard, somewhat resembling a small dinosaur, who bounds around on its hind legs in a frantic, predatory fashion. When approached by the "Zelda" games' protagonist, Link, a Lizalfos, nearly always found in a pair, will leap out from obscurity, accompanied by a hurried tone. When engaged in battle with Link, a tension-building, frenzied battle tune is played. Each Lizalfos carries with them a small, broad sword. When a pair of Lizalfos is entrenched in combat with the green-clad Hylian, they alternate - tag-team, if you will - and take turns in confronting their opponent. They swing emphatically at Link, and back-flip with exuberance to evade a blow from his sword. When a window of opportunity opens, the relentless Lizalfos will leap athletically over Link, in an attempt to strike him from behind whilst he's off-guard. When approaching either during, or immediately before fighting, a Lizalfos will give a curt, brief shriek. A Lizalfos will temporarily retreat from battle, whilst its mate is in the fray. They will attempt to hide behind neighbouring obstacles, then come bounding suddenly with their sword held aloft. Link's battle only ends when both of the Lizalfos have been slain.
Watch out, Callum! There's a fucking Lizalfos up there!
by Chris "Finchy" Finch October 20, 2010
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Liyala

Liyala is pretty and sexy. She's so hot , and gorgeous.She's friendly and kind.She's loved by everyone, she's a truly wonder.Any guy would be lucky to have liyala. she's a great friend , she gives amazing advice. liyala is unique , so if you know liyala , you're lucky. liyala is a sweetheart. she's so attractive , boys are crazy about her.
this girl is so sexy
this girl is so liyala
by urbandictionaryfreakty April 22, 2013
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