LEMon

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.
Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.
by redshirtguy May 10, 2022
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lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.
I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
by Dropped My Idiot October 04, 2019
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Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.
Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!
by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020
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LeMoN

Lemon’s are quite rare. Lemon’s can be a bit sour and sweet at the same time. They always like to win and never like to lose. Usually will help friends who are dealing with problems both physical and mental. Lemons might seem sour all the time but with the right conditions they can turn into sweet lemonade. Like Lemons, these people come from Asian decent and might have scars from past adventures.
person 1: Yo, have you met the new guy yet?

person 2: Yeah he seems like a Lemon, with all the helping others and stuff.
person 1: Yup he sure is a Lemon.
by Poseiden_theGreat May 01, 2019
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Lemons are weak
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They are what we live for as gorillas , I live for the art of lemons squeezing so should u. Long live Harambe
Lemons are lit
Yep , lemons are life
by Stay in yo lane October 02, 2018
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Lemoned

Mom: "David I know you ate the cookies!"
David: "Sorry, I lemoned"

it is used a lot in the card game B.S after you put down a card and lied about what card you put down
by tennisball10210 May 27, 2021
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