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And that's when you shave your lama

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.
Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.
by PreacheR-NZ November 14, 2015
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Homie Lama

An ascended sentient being of astronomical powers to know about planet alignments. He is the sole survivor of the ancient Homie-Lama race originating from the planet Earth. Little is known about him except the fact that he mysteriously appears on the ship whenever the solar system's planets align.

Homie Lama seems to have some sort of connection with Hohenheim of Light as he is able to look directly at the sun for extended periods of time, while only seeing Hohenheim smiling at him due to his ability to understand light.
Mysterious Homie Lama quotes:

"When all the planets align, homie lama will be on the ship"

"The sun is the ultimate teaching of Hohenheim, when you understand light, you will be granted access to seeing the sun for extended periods of time"

"The current and 8th preacher of Hohenheim, Max Lim, is the only known non-ascended being who understands light and can therefore see the sun. I hereby declare you to be called Max Lim of Light"
by Hohenheim of Light February 2, 2010
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Lama

A petit female with ridiculously large and perky breasts for her shape, frame and size. Her phenomenal cleavage makes all the boys say (and i quote): "uhhhhhhhh"
Lama's breats are perky..no??
by Aliki December 9, 2004
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lamar

he's sexy he must be a lamar
by marmar56 April 13, 2017
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Dalai Lama

No one's skills are better than mine. I'm the Dalai Lama
by Dr Vegas February 15, 2005
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brown lama

When a man or women eats another humans ass out and stores the anal fluid and shit in there mouth, while they bend there partner over and spit it on their back like a lama spitting.
Charlie gave Gabriel the brown lama last, night she stunk like shit all day today.
by spittfire1207 April 15, 2009
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shama lama ding dong

Lyrics from a song originally written by Lloyd Williams, it was used in National Lampoon's Animal House as sung by Otis Day (DeWayne Jessie) and the Knights, and has been putting ooooh-mau-mau, oh-oh-oh-ohs back into thier smiles ever since they made the transition from fictional band to real life.
Did you hear that Otis Day and the Knights is coming to town?
Shama Lama ding dong! Let's get tickets!
by Leenis November 5, 2006
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