Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks

Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck

by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024

Lawyerism

Thou who knoweth the law

“What? She practice lawyerism or sumn?”

by GrandmaBerger November 18, 2023

lawyer

a person with a really cool career

She is a lawyer

by lawyer133 November 14, 2022

lawyer guy

When met with discourse in life, rather then communicate with the individual (like an adult) over the issue, the course of legal representation is immediately invoked.

They called to ask my help with a project, but they’re such a “lawyer guy”, I’m worried I’ll be sued for my troubles.

by Felix Longbottom April 13, 2024

Lawyer

A really hot man/woman/nonbinary

Person:Omg is that a lawyer
Me:Yes OMFG their so hot!

by SaulSimper March 12, 2023

oj’s lawyer

what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper

“yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer”

by Saucedawg January 5, 2022

Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023