Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
by espook April 18, 2015
Get the Sargon's lawmug. An unspoken law of the universe, stating that attractive females are inherently drawn towards males of no purpose nor worth.
by 1410 December 23, 2011
Get the Douche Lawmug. Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.
Guy 2: Check their profile.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Just do it.
Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.
Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.
Guy 2: Check their profile.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Just do it.
Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.
Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.
by acceptitgoyim May 13, 2020
Get the Steinberg's Lawmug. Krohn's Law posits that any message broadcast on the Internet which exhorts its reader to share the message with everyone is almost certainly false.
John's post: Here's proof that Obama is a Kenyan! Share it with everyone!
Peter's comment: Krohn's Law.
Peter's comment: Krohn's Law.
by Just passin thru January 25, 2018
Get the krohn's lawmug. Formulated by lexicographer Erin McKean, McKean's law states, "Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error."
Darren: You're grammer is so bad.
Tom: It looks like you've become a victim of the affects of McKean's Law.
Tom: It looks like you've become a victim of the affects of McKean's Law.
by Fungibles August 20, 2011
Get the McKean's Lawmug. The more powerful a person is, the more short-tempered and arrogant they are. Named after Katsuki Bakugou from My Hero Academia.
Person 1: That dude is pretty strong, but he might end up killing someone if he doesn't be careful with that anger and ego of his.
Person 2: That's Bakugou's Law right there if you ask me.
Person 2: That's Bakugou's Law right there if you ask me.
by GunnyMan4 November 29, 2017
Get the Bakugou's Lawmug. Law of the internet coined on 26/05/20115 by youtuber "Matthew Fyson" the law states that "if it exists, someone on the internet is triggered by it."
Person A:"so I was just messing around with my RC car and-"
*Person B starts to cry due to personal issues."
Person A: Sorry I didn't mean to invoke Fyson's law there."
*Person B starts to cry due to personal issues."
Person A: Sorry I didn't mean to invoke Fyson's law there."
by The Creepy Lantern May 28, 2015
Get the Fyson's Lawmug.