laundry business

Another word for lesbian. Lesbians fold the delicates. Also, it starts with L and easier to say in mixed company.
You ain't got a chance with Eva cause she's in the laundry business.
by how_deep August 1, 2008
mugGet the laundry businessmug.

Laundry Bag

Pothead: Gotta laundry bag man?

Drug dealer: Na man, i'm sorry

Idiot: Just go to Wal-mart or the dry-cleaners!
by Launchers 09 July 28, 2009
mugGet the Laundry Bagmug.

japanese laundry

the dropping of a used condom on a partners clothes leaving splooge after fornicating
As kevin walked out of the dorm room, he left some japanese laundry for that hoe to clean up. Yahtzee!
by Kevin Mas October 13, 2006
mugGet the japanese laundrymug.

Bag of laundry

1. a really fat and unkempt woman a real cake eater

2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.

3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.

This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)
"man look at that bag of laundry"

"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"

"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"
by Gerry Edwards April 30, 2008
mugGet the Bag of laundrymug.

laundry list

a bill, especially a long one, of items to obtain, do, or not do
That laundry list that he forgot was no guide to ethical politics.
by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2010
mugGet the laundry listmug.

Hot Laundry

When you take your laundry out of the dryer right when its finished so its really hot and when you fold ur clothes and sweat really hard. Used in a derogatory sense.
Bro you're a fuckin pile of hot laundry!
by Barry Newark November 14, 2012
mugGet the Hot Laundrymug.

doing the laundry

the codeword for sneaking out in the middle of the night
can also be referred to as just "laundry"
yeah i was doing the laundry last night and i almost got caught

hey you up for some laundry tonight?
by marcuspwnzyourasshole September 2, 2006
mugGet the doing the laundrymug.

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