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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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Late night snackies

Hey bri
Hey
Late night snackies?
Jaer suck ass
by irgerijogerog January 27, 2017
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late night hygiene

eating healthy foods late at night to make up for eating lots of other unhealthy foods throughout the day
My late night hygiene consists of apple slices and a glass of milk.
by Taco_G_ May 25, 2016
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late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.
Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man
by Craig Burns March 28, 2020
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late night snatch

Crusty pu-nannie
Nobody got time for some late night snatch.
by Dwon April 6, 2017
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Late night ticket

A late night ticket is an all-night San Francisco bus transfer, soled illegally at a discounted price.
by wise crakcker August 2, 2012
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Late Night

(adj.)The point where things start to get very weird and the human mind starts to go numb. A time period where people are more likely to do something stupid in groups. Can be the most fun you ever have.
Man that was the weirdest session of late night battlefield. Everyone started crawling around in a big pile.
by Murgle May 8, 2018
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