green lantern that ho 

when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.

Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.

Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.

Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.

Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.

green lantern that ho by almightyidill November 16, 2007

Jacked O' Lantern

The process of having your Jack O' Lantern stolen from your property.

Scott walked out his front door and looked for his pumpkin. It was then that he noticed he'd been Jacked O' Lantern.

Jacked O' Lantern by Sub Zero 78 October 28, 2009

Bearded Lantern 

A bearded lantern/ A lantern with a beard attached to it as a part of natural growth.

A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.

"Hey, can you stop that?"

"Bearded lantern."

Bearded Lantern by Bearded Lantern February 22, 2009

green lantern 

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

green lantern by Webster March 31, 2003

Japanese Lantern 

The act of pooping into a poor Japanese boy's lantern.

Hey bro, I did a Japanese lantern yesterday.

Japanese Lantern by homedogword123 August 1, 2011

green lantern 

When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.

"ah man that beer gave me the worst green lanterns EVER.......listen listen...."

green lantern by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

Green Lantern 

joint, straight weed. sbliff

hey lets meet for a green lantern

Green Lantern by eayy_l September 3, 2015