Lick me where I shit

Another way of telling someone they can f-off

If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.

by allbad July 2, 2005

lick it nick

sometimes used as a replacement for the word cheese, when taking pictures due to the estacity of the individual subconsciously. because of its true meaning. Or others may say cheese got lame.
true meaning: which originated in 20 first century california
the o.c. of the central valley.
otherwise known as the G>B>
but the phrase comes from an artistic expression not only verbal but literal. an idea of histerical uphoria.

1.hey i just saw my p.e. teacher
lets take a picture
on the count of three
one two three
"LICK IT NICK"

2. "what did you think when you saw his butt in girl pants?"
"uhh lick it nick."

by Kellinator May 1, 2006

Bar lick

The discreet version of ear or neck PDA.

Jose: how bout some tongue?

Lily: you'll have to settle for some bar lick.

by Monoclist August 22, 2009

kitty lick

When someone licks a dick as if they were a kitty

Jared: "holy shit dude that cat looks like Vanessa last night when she was licking my dick"

Sam: "holy shit she kitty licked you"

by 👏🏽chancho👏🏽 June 12, 2017

Lick it Before You Dick It

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.

Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".

by Cactus Head February 15, 2009

Sweet Lick

Street slang for easy money.

If you're downtown, and somebody's walking behind you shouting "sweet lick", keep your head on a swivel because you're about to get jumped.

by Ryan1981 June 26, 2006

lick me loose

To provide full body relaxation via oral pleasure....alternate phrase for a blow job.

Late one summer night, Becky came over and following an intense make out session, she proceeded to "lick me loose"

by El CUCUY August 22, 2016