An attorney - male or female - who will do absolutely anything for money, regardless of the moral, ethical, or legal implications.
Hartford attorney Marcia Mockley is a true legal whore; she represented a client and also provided sexual services to that client in exchange for money.
by legal beagle snoop October 4, 2011
Get the Legal Whoremug. Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
Get the Legally Happymug. its legal but not really
by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012
Get the Technically Legalmug. Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
Get the legal weaselmug. by Got_You March 8, 2019
Get the legal heroinmug. by Oats1029 November 7, 2020
Get the legal knodmug. 
Get the legally stupidmug.