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Am a lawyer

This means that an individual is a lawyer. Instead of using "I" " Am" is used instead.
Am a lawyer, Beatrice told Intergrity group members who thought she was a model.

Am a lawyer, she shouted on top of her voice.
by Beatrice London. May 12, 2024
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Couch Lawyer

Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.
You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.
by ZuNuKoo August 26, 2013
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dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.
That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.
by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018
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omg mom injury lawyers

The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.
“Wow! OMG MOM INJURY LAWYERS has such an amazing name and they really fight for me!
by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023
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While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.
Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2025
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Lawyer

Man, he's such a lawyer, he never tells the truth!
by Non Partisan October 18, 2020
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Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you
"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"
by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017
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